“I think I'm going to make the list of those things that I would do every single day if I could. Those things that I wouldn't get sick of that would always bring me joy. The things that if I were told I wasn't able to do them anymore, I would be heartbroken.” — Emily, 6 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
My T-Break Becomes a Tea Break - A Surprising Turn of Events — Season 2 | Episode 11
Taking a T-Break And I Already Miss It — Season 2 | Episode 10
Stoicism, Self-Care Sunday, and SOCKS! — Season 2 | Episode 9
“Oh, my gosh, these are so amazing. These make my legs and my thighs feel completely different. Wow. Is this what it's like when there's blood circulating? It was like I found another tool for adenomyosis. I even had that quick thought in my head of, did I just need compression socks this whole time?” — Emily, 8 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
A Lovely Day with Bluey’s Big Play — Season 2 | Episode 8
Calculating the Spoons Needed for Mom Mode — Season 2 | Episode 7
The Big Cleaning Energy That Comes After My Period — Season 2 | Episode 6
“I think I'm feeling good. I'm still a little nervous. I can't shake the nerves. And you know what? I think I need to radically accept that those nerves and that anxiety is going to be with me. It's probably not going to get easier as we get closer to surgery. I keep thinking I'll get used to the idea. Give me some time to get used to the idea. And then I'm like, Okay, I'm used to the idea. Wait, it's eleven days. Oh, I have so much more to do. And then I'm not used to the idea anymore.” — Emily, 11 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
Procrasti-Cleaning to Delay Doing the Other Important Stuff — Season 2 | Episode 5
Cutting Back on Cannabis — It’s Not Going Well — Season 2 | Episode 4
“I keep thinking if I didn't have to deal with this stupid pain in my uterus right now, I could deal with everything else. And maybe that's not true. Maybe that's just the excuse I'm telling myself. But everything is a lot more irritating when I feel like I have a 15-pound rock in between my hips, pushing out, making me feel pregnant.” — Emily, 13 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
I Won’t Miss the Period Day 6 Bitterness — Season 2 | Episode 3
“I will not be capable of 100% Mom Mode that I've been in. And I can't even say 100% because I'll tell you, Adenomyosis, my period, PMS, they knock me out. So there are days where I am parenting from a couch or parenting from bed, and it sucks. And I don't even feel like 100% a parent. I feel like I'm doing the 100% I can do for that day.” — Emily, 13 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
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Upcoming Surgery Means Fewer $#!+s to Give— Season 2 | Episode 2
“It's less than two weeks away. I have said to my family, I have zero shits for anything other than getting ready for this, for getting my business in order, for getting my work done, for getting the house ready for recovery. For getting me ready for recovery. I have zero shits.” — Emily, 13 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
Ultrasound: Check! Anxiety: Check! — Season 2 | Episode 1
BONUS EPISODE: Season 2 Coming Soon!
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In This Episode:
Welcome to this bonus episode!
Find out when Season 2 will be released.
Information about future seasons
How to share your story on the podcast
Fishing For the Fallen Menstrual Cup (IYKYK) — Season 1 | Episode 11
Productivity, Distractibility, and Finally Getting to that “Someday” — Season 1 | Episode 10
Anything to Distract from the Pain and Surgery Anxiety — Season 1 | Episode 9
“This is one of the first times in my life I'm fully disappointing people and saying, I am not available for this, or I really want to do this, but I can't. I can't physically do this. I can't mentally do this. I will be recovering from surgery, or I will be under anesthesia, and there will be no way for you to get any work out of me.” — Emily, 17 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
Radically Accepting the Horror Stories and the Success Stories— Season 1 | Episode 8
“I am intentionally focusing on the positives to try to get me through to that day. It almost feels like going against everything. It feels like society has been learning in the past few years of “Don't stick your head in the sand. Don't go to that toxic positivity.” But I think I'm also taking it with a lot of radical acceptance. I'm trying to, at least.” — Emily, 17 Days Until Uterus Eviction Day
BONUS EPISODE: Share Your Success Story!
** Share your Hysterectomy Story on That’s Hysterical! Now, Get Out! **
In This Episode:
Welcome to this bonus episode!
How to share your Hysterical Story on the podcast
Why and how it helps others